"Welcome To The Sims 3 Community"

I am currently rummaging through my emails when I saw an email from the moneysuckers themselves:

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Thank you for joining!

You now have full access to The Sims 3 Community! You can browse items from the entire player Exchange and watch and create The Sims 3 Movies.

Start customizing your own page on The Sims 3 Community. Select an avatar, add friends and begin your blog!

Register your game now to receive $10 worth of FREE* SimPoints, a FREE** new town and full access to the community." Unless every single dollar spent on this franchise is gonna magically direct deposit itself back into my bank account, this is what I think of you and your precious sims games: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\...