I Found Myself Attached To A Crab.

This is probably the strangest, yet one of the saddest things that happened to me, and one of the most strangest stories I ever have to tell.

I forgot this was actually a diary.

I haven't had anything really 'eventful' to post on here lately, because I was really trying to fulfill the status of an actual blog, but no one really reads this blog, mainly because I never really put forth the effort into making it into what I wanted, but I often forget that the original intention of this thing was to be a diary of my most innermost thoughts, since I really have nowhere else to write them down.

The difference between loneliness and solitude.

I used to think that there was no difference, but alas, I know for a FACT that there is a huge difference.

 

Loneliness and Solitude both battle it out.

 

 

Whatever happened to the good ol' days?

Finding a job is hard.

 

The Tragedy of 'Spring Breakers'

I have been putting off blogging simply because I had been busy; working 6 days a week- there was really nothing to talk about, aside from the brief periods of being extra confused about my life, I decided that maybe things were just too 'mundane' to talk about. So I decided to take a much needed vacation. However, due to the fact that it has been raining every day since summer hit, I think, no, I know for a fact that I have just wasted a week and a half of my life doing NOTHING.

Along with doing nothing comes with no t.v., and by no t.v., I mean that we are switching cable companies, and while waiting for them to arrive on their scheduled date, I decided to take advantage of my Netflix account and free redbox movie codes and watch a few movies.

Well one of those movies that thankfully, I got for free, was Spring Breakers.

I guess im gonna blog today.

I haven't blogged in a while and its really because I haven't felt like it. It's not so much of a priority of mine when I barely have anyone reading and commenting on it, besides the usual 1 or 2 bloggers. I wanted to blog about my trip to upstate NY and I even took pics but I just didn't feel like it. I just decided to post this because I do something now that I want to tell people they can do. Say you hate your job, and you feel like clicking your heels 3 times hoping that gets your ass outta there. Well the best thing to do is keep an endless supply of sticky notes and pretend like you're writing a letter to yourself, and try to motivate yourself on why you should tough it out.

ok I'm off to not-blogging now!

12 Week Workout Plan

#Operationsexybod is back in full effect..for now anyways.

 

 

First and foremost, let me just say that I am cancelling my gym membership. Why? I don't really NEED to go to the gym; turns out, there are different body types in the world, and I'm one of the people who find it difficult to put on any type of weight whatsoever (ignorant people just say eat a lot..right, that's why they're ignoranuses.) and because of this fact, I don't need to be doing any cardio. Cardio is basically getting your heart pumped up, and it's more helpful to shed pounds than to actually build them.

 

Another reason why I am cancelling my gym membership is because I don't really like the gym after all. I don't like the smell, there's too many people, and looking at the other people who physically look like they've been working out since birth lower my self esteem. Plus IDK if I mentioned this before, but I look like I don't know what I'm doing have the time, and thank GOD that planet fitness doesn't allow judging because I would really stop trying all together.

 

 

So I started working out at home. Right now I am keeping up with a blog called The Haute Bunny. The person who runs this blog has enough workout tips to place you in the Olympics. I mean, the chick is badass. She has this 12 week beach bod bootcamp challenge and I decided to participate in it.

Since I started a wee bit later than she did, my 12 weeks range from April 14th to July 1st, which is PERFECT!!! My 21st birthday is on July 24th and I still get a chance to decide what I want to do, plus the Puerto Rico vay-cay isn't until December, so I have time to be sexy-fied by then!!!

 

I kinda tweeked the schedule a bit since I can't do cardio, so instead of the one that's stated on the website, I made my own using various exercises she has. I do her strength training exercises and instead of cardio, I do the Brazilian butt workout, so my schedule for weeks 1 and 2 look more like this:

 

Sunday = rest

Monday = Strength training

Tuesday = Brazilian Butt workout

Wednesday = Brazilian Butt workout

Thursday = Strength training

Friday = Brazilian Butt workout

Saturday = rest

 

I hope I see some improvements because this shizz hurts.