#TeamTargaryen

Game of thrones is coming back on and I am more excited than jumping jelly beans!!

 

 

 

 

And just where the fuck is my encyclopedia?

Has anyone seen my encyclopedia? My mom got rid of it a few years ago and I'm looking around on the interwebz to see if I can find a new one exactly like it. The problem is, I don't know what it's called, who it's by, or what it looks like. All I can recall is this:

 

 



Blue border, red cover, random illustrations, edges mysteriously chewed or dissolved off or something.

 

HAPPY SAINT PADDY'S DAY MUDDAFUCKAS!!

Here is the ultimate St. Patrick's day party song by our favorite Irish rap group from the 90's: Jump around by House of Pain.

 

 

 

 

I don't even know what this holiday is for anyway!

I HATE SPRING AND SUMMER





 

I wouldn't call it seasonal depression, because I don't get depressed, I think I should call it seasonally disgusted, because once those temps rise and those clouds clear, It's like the apocalypse is upon us.

 



Why I Decided To Give Assassins Creed IV a Try

Confession: Last year I was so stoked to play AC3 that I had taken 2 days off of work and prepared ALLLL year. All I can say is that the game itself was phenomenal, but the plot was really weak. After I finished the game, I experienced my first WTF ending of all time. The ending was so terrible that I spent days pondering and pondering what to do now that I'm finished with the game, and that's how I came to the realization that video games aren't real and my life was devoid of purpose thus throwing me into a deep depression which led to my infamous suicide attempt and 2 day stay at a mental health clinic. There I said it. I was scared to mention this before because I didn't want any lawsuits or nothin', but I have fully recovered and now have filled my life with other things.

Why I really think I am single.

It has come to my attention that I could possibly be alone for the rest of my life, and here's why:

Mind over matter: dealing with depression

I haven't really felt like blogging. Well, I take that back, I HAVE felt like blogging, but I've been busy, my computer sucked (this is my new one ^ ^) and I have also been dealing with my oh-so-ever changing emotions.