12 Week Workout Plan

#Operationsexybod is back in full effect..for now anyways.

 

 

First and foremost, let me just say that I am cancelling my gym membership. Why? I don't really NEED to go to the gym; turns out, there are different body types in the world, and I'm one of the people who find it difficult to put on any type of weight whatsoever (ignorant people just say eat a lot..right, that's why they're ignoranuses.) and because of this fact, I don't need to be doing any cardio. Cardio is basically getting your heart pumped up, and it's more helpful to shed pounds than to actually build them.

 

Another reason why I am cancelling my gym membership is because I don't really like the gym after all. I don't like the smell, there's too many people, and looking at the other people who physically look like they've been working out since birth lower my self esteem. Plus IDK if I mentioned this before, but I look like I don't know what I'm doing have the time, and thank GOD that planet fitness doesn't allow judging because I would really stop trying all together.

 

 

So I started working out at home. Right now I am keeping up with a blog called The Haute Bunny. The person who runs this blog has enough workout tips to place you in the Olympics. I mean, the chick is badass. She has this 12 week beach bod bootcamp challenge and I decided to participate in it.

Since I started a wee bit later than she did, my 12 weeks range from April 14th to July 1st, which is PERFECT!!! My 21st birthday is on July 24th and I still get a chance to decide what I want to do, plus the Puerto Rico vay-cay isn't until December, so I have time to be sexy-fied by then!!!

 

I kinda tweeked the schedule a bit since I can't do cardio, so instead of the one that's stated on the website, I made my own using various exercises she has. I do her strength training exercises and instead of cardio, I do the Brazilian butt workout, so my schedule for weeks 1 and 2 look more like this:

 

Sunday = rest

Monday = Strength training

Tuesday = Brazilian Butt workout

Wednesday = Brazilian Butt workout

Thursday = Strength training

Friday = Brazilian Butt workout

Saturday = rest

 

I hope I see some improvements because this shizz hurts.

#TeamTargaryen

Game of thrones is coming back on and I am more excited than jumping jelly beans!!

 

 

 

 

And just where the fuck is my encyclopedia?

Has anyone seen my encyclopedia? My mom got rid of it a few years ago and I'm looking around on the interwebz to see if I can find a new one exactly like it. The problem is, I don't know what it's called, who it's by, or what it looks like. All I can recall is this:

 

 



Blue border, red cover, random illustrations, edges mysteriously chewed or dissolved off or something.

 

HAPPY SAINT PADDY'S DAY MUDDAFUCKAS!!

Here is the ultimate St. Patrick's day party song by our favorite Irish rap group from the 90's: Jump around by House of Pain.

 

 

 

 

I don't even know what this holiday is for anyway!

I HATE SPRING AND SUMMER





 

I wouldn't call it seasonal depression, because I don't get depressed, I think I should call it seasonally disgusted, because once those temps rise and those clouds clear, It's like the apocalypse is upon us.

 



Why I Decided To Give Assassins Creed IV a Try

Confession: Last year I was so stoked to play AC3 that I had taken 2 days off of work and prepared ALLLL year. All I can say is that the game itself was phenomenal, but the plot was really weak. After I finished the game, I experienced my first WTF ending of all time. The ending was so terrible that I spent days pondering and pondering what to do now that I'm finished with the game, and that's how I came to the realization that video games aren't real and my life was devoid of purpose thus throwing me into a deep depression which led to my infamous suicide attempt and 2 day stay at a mental health clinic. There I said it. I was scared to mention this before because I didn't want any lawsuits or nothin', but I have fully recovered and now have filled my life with other things.

Why I really think I am single.

It has come to my attention that I could possibly be alone for the rest of my life, and here's why: