I Found Myself Attached To A Crab.

This is probably the strangest, yet one of the saddest things that happened to me, and one of the most strangest stories I ever have to tell.

I forgot this was actually a diary.

I haven't had anything really 'eventful' to post on here lately, because I was really trying to fulfill the status of an actual blog, but no one really reads this blog, mainly because I never really put forth the effort into making it into what I wanted, but I often forget that the original intention of this thing was to be a diary of my most innermost thoughts, since I really have nowhere else to write them down.

The difference between loneliness and solitude.

I used to think that there was no difference, but alas, I know for a FACT that there is a huge difference.

 

Loneliness and Solitude both battle it out.

 

 

Whatever happened to the good ol' days?

Finding a job is hard.

 

The Tragedy of 'Spring Breakers'

I have been putting off blogging simply because I had been busy; working 6 days a week- there was really nothing to talk about, aside from the brief periods of being extra confused about my life, I decided that maybe things were just too 'mundane' to talk about. So I decided to take a much needed vacation. However, due to the fact that it has been raining every day since summer hit, I think, no, I know for a fact that I have just wasted a week and a half of my life doing NOTHING.

Along with doing nothing comes with no t.v., and by no t.v., I mean that we are switching cable companies, and while waiting for them to arrive on their scheduled date, I decided to take advantage of my Netflix account and free redbox movie codes and watch a few movies.

Well one of those movies that thankfully, I got for free, was Spring Breakers.

I guess im gonna blog today.

I haven't blogged in a while and its really because I haven't felt like it. It's not so much of a priority of mine when I barely have anyone reading and commenting on it, besides the usual 1 or 2 bloggers. I wanted to blog about my trip to upstate NY and I even took pics but I just didn't feel like it. I just decided to post this because I do something now that I want to tell people they can do. Say you hate your job, and you feel like clicking your heels 3 times hoping that gets your ass outta there. Well the best thing to do is keep an endless supply of sticky notes and pretend like you're writing a letter to yourself, and try to motivate yourself on why you should tough it out.

ok I'm off to not-blogging now!

12 Week Workout Plan

#Operationsexybod is back in full effect..for now anyways.

 

 

First and foremost, let me just say that I am cancelling my gym membership. Why? I don't really NEED to go to the gym; turns out, there are different body types in the world, and I'm one of the people who find it difficult to put on any type of weight whatsoever (ignorant people just say eat a lot..right, that's why they're ignoranuses.) and because of this fact, I don't need to be doing any cardio. Cardio is basically getting your heart pumped up, and it's more helpful to shed pounds than to actually build them.

 

Another reason why I am cancelling my gym membership is because I don't really like the gym after all. I don't like the smell, there's too many people, and looking at the other people who physically look like they've been working out since birth lower my self esteem. Plus IDK if I mentioned this before, but I look like I don't know what I'm doing have the time, and thank GOD that planet fitness doesn't allow judging because I would really stop trying all together.

 

 

So I started working out at home. Right now I am keeping up with a blog called The Haute Bunny. The person who runs this blog has enough workout tips to place you in the Olympics. I mean, the chick is badass. She has this 12 week beach bod bootcamp challenge and I decided to participate in it.

Since I started a wee bit later than she did, my 12 weeks range from April 14th to July 1st, which is PERFECT!!! My 21st birthday is on July 24th and I still get a chance to decide what I want to do, plus the Puerto Rico vay-cay isn't until December, so I have time to be sexy-fied by then!!!

 

I kinda tweeked the schedule a bit since I can't do cardio, so instead of the one that's stated on the website, I made my own using various exercises she has. I do her strength training exercises and instead of cardio, I do the Brazilian butt workout, so my schedule for weeks 1 and 2 look more like this:

 

Sunday = rest

Monday = Strength training

Tuesday = Brazilian Butt workout

Wednesday = Brazilian Butt workout

Thursday = Strength training

Friday = Brazilian Butt workout

Saturday = rest

 

I hope I see some improvements because this shizz hurts.

#TeamTargaryen

Game of thrones is coming back on and I am more excited than jumping jelly beans!!

 

 

 

 

And just where the fuck is my encyclopedia?

Has anyone seen my encyclopedia? My mom got rid of it a few years ago and I'm looking around on the interwebz to see if I can find a new one exactly like it. The problem is, I don't know what it's called, who it's by, or what it looks like. All I can recall is this:

 

 



Blue border, red cover, random illustrations, edges mysteriously chewed or dissolved off or something.

 

HAPPY SAINT PADDY'S DAY MUDDAFUCKAS!!

Here is the ultimate St. Patrick's day party song by our favorite Irish rap group from the 90's: Jump around by House of Pain.

 

 

 

 

I don't even know what this holiday is for anyway!

I HATE SPRING AND SUMMER





 

I wouldn't call it seasonal depression, because I don't get depressed, I think I should call it seasonally disgusted, because once those temps rise and those clouds clear, It's like the apocalypse is upon us.

 



Why I Decided To Give Assassins Creed IV a Try

Confession: Last year I was so stoked to play AC3 that I had taken 2 days off of work and prepared ALLLL year. All I can say is that the game itself was phenomenal, but the plot was really weak. After I finished the game, I experienced my first WTF ending of all time. The ending was so terrible that I spent days pondering and pondering what to do now that I'm finished with the game, and that's how I came to the realization that video games aren't real and my life was devoid of purpose thus throwing me into a deep depression which led to my infamous suicide attempt and 2 day stay at a mental health clinic. There I said it. I was scared to mention this before because I didn't want any lawsuits or nothin', but I have fully recovered and now have filled my life with other things.

Why I really think I am single.

It has come to my attention that I could possibly be alone for the rest of my life, and here's why:

Mind over matter: dealing with depression

I haven't really felt like blogging. Well, I take that back, I HAVE felt like blogging, but I've been busy, my computer sucked (this is my new one ^ ^) and I have also been dealing with my oh-so-ever changing emotions.

Pastel Goths

 

 

 

So THATS what this whole movement is called ^ ^

I got glasses because I'm blind.

I got a vision test a few weeks ago because I am having problems with my eyes. Apparently I can't see certain documents at work which contain numbers and all that good stuff, too. OH and the fact that I can't see the lines on the road when I'm driving at night might have something to do with it. So I ordered so kick ass fuschia frames from coastal.com, where they have special discounts on glasses and the first pair is free.

Gymming!

So I finally went to the gym today, and boy am I in pain!

I went with one of my co-workers, and since we just signed up for the same gym that makes us both gym buddies.

I wanted to work on my legs and that's what I feel like I got accomplished today, but that didn't come without a few speedbumps. Today was officially my first day at Planet Fitness, which kinda felt like being at a new school all over again. I slowly wandered around the gym waiting for my friend to arrive, and then we went to the stretching room. It's a good thing it wasn't crowded when we were in there because my knowledge of gym equipment is nonexistent, so seeing me figure out how this here device works could have been comical.

After I did the stretches, I went to the eliptical machine for 6 minutes because I didn't know what else to do- and afterwards I thought I made a mistake wearing a thick hoodie to the gym.

I went back to the stretching room and laid out a mat so it would look like I knew what I was doing. Well, I did a few leg exercises but after that I just laid on my stomach and played with some of my apps because A) I was dead and B) I couldn't find my party.

When I finally did find my party, we left and were gonna get smoothies, but in Atlanta 5:00 traffic is a BEEEYEEAAACH so we went our separate ways. It's a start, I mean, I HAVE to go to the gym now, I already paid the membership fee, even if I just need to run in to use the showers, that's $20 a month I'd be throwing away. I'm scrawny.

#operationsexybod

Warm Bodies are warm.

ATTACK OF THE KILLER FLU

It is the peak of flu season and Georgia's weather doesn't make it any better. Remember that part about being winter? well this past week the temperatures fluctuated between 70 degrees back down to 50 degrees, making everyone confused about what to wear when going out.

Black Eyed Peas Rant.

I've been wanting to do this post for a long time now, but I had been putting it off, because I wanted to give them another chance to improve their music, but after hearing several of their songs day after day constantly on loop I can't take it anymore. So here is the problem that I have with the group, Black Eyed Peas.

OMG Kidz Bop still exists?!

It's been like what, 15 years since Kidz Bop first appeared on the scene? And it's still around!

Haiku time! Cute guy moment

A cute guy walks into my job
He is totally nice
He loves his mom
I love my mom
I look a hot mess
I make a fool out of myself
This could work, you and I
I hope he comes back.

Happy 2012?

Ok, by a show of hands, who all is excited for the new year!!!? ok, by a show of hands, who is glad 2012 is over? . What is going on here? Did the world really shit on everyone last year? Everyone I run into says that '12 was not the best year for them and they aren't looking forward to 2013. At first I was ready, I had all these plans and goals, but I'm going through a bad love experience right now that makes me want to just say "eff it". But seriously, what happened, people?